We collect less because surveillance capitalism is tacky.

Effective July 16, 2026.

What we collect

When you subscribe, we store your email address, selected audience role, signup source, consent timestamp, and basic abuse-prevention metadata. We do not sell personal information.

Why

We use it to deliver the LawnFucker newsletter, manage consent, prevent bot signups, understand which pages produce legitimate interest, and operate the early-access list.

Processors

Cloudflare hosts the site, form endpoint, Turnstile challenge, and database. Resend may be used for opt-in and newsletter delivery when enabled. Each processor has its own privacy terms.

Retention and deletion

Unsubscribed records are retained in a suppressed state so we do not accidentally re-add an address. Email privacy@lawnfucker.com to request access or deletion.

Analytics

The default build does not ship invasive third-party analytics. Cloudflare aggregate traffic and security telemetry may still apply at the network layer.